The rules are there are no rules, and you can talk about the rules all you want bitches. A sales pitch.

This is not only THEE only rule in my blog, but it is my ONLY rule in life as well.

Go ahead, say it to yourself (in one breath really fast is the funnest way that I have found)

K go, "The rules are there are no rules, and you can talk about the rules all you want BIIIIIITTTCCCHES"

There! If that didn't hit a note in ya, then maybe you not feelin' 'thegreatestblogoflife', maybe you should go create 'theshittiestblogoflife'...or sumthin'. (Don't even try it I own the copyright).

Anyway back on track...

Living your life according to "no rules" may sound bizarre at first, but trust me it is the only way to live! Who doesn't want to live life according to the beat of their own drum? Timeline?!?..SHMIMELINE!!!! Do what you want! It's not only fun, but very rewarding as well.

If you don't believe me, just take "THE RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES, AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE RULES ALL YOU WANT BITCHES 30 DAY CHALLENGE" (see details below). Once complete I challenge ANYONE and their dog to say their life hasn't been 50% (this number increases the longer you participate) more awesome'r since taking the challenge*.

One of my favorite (I said favorite, not greatest) accomplishments of living by "THE RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES, AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE RULES ALL YOU WANT BITCHES" philosophy is not only do I have dope ass life of fulfilling my dreams and desires, I also have earned a very sought after nickname...that nickname being, "The Pleasure Center". (spare your tears ladies and gentleman, you'll find a nickname that is just right for you).

With that nickname I (amongst a few of my friends) have become the poster child(ren) for "THE RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES, AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE RULES ALL YOU WANT BITCHES" (See photo below)



Look at us, having the time of our lives, partying like we are in grade seven, all because of this great motto...if you can't feel the freedom in that picture...then you are feelingless. Period.

Being the poster child for "THE RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE RULES ALL YOU WANT BITCHES" doesn't entail much, it just means doing what I want, when I want.

People always say to me "Pleasure Center, why are you so bloody happy all the time?" Well guys, now you know, I am happy because I only do things that make me happy. Pretty simple really.

So there you have it, not only is this the secret to writing "thegreatestblogoflife", but it is the secret to life as well. And please kids, don't forget to take the 30 day challenge, it will change your life.

BE HAPPY!
Sar




"THE RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE RULES ALL YOU WANT BITCHES" THE 30 DAY CHALLENGE DETAILS

Everyday, for 30 days live your life according to whatever the hell your soul wants, just make sure you feel good, and if you don't, squash it...move on. That's it!




*Kindly note, although the "RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES, AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE RULES ALL YOU WANT BITCHES" when you feel you've gone to far with this theory..you probably have, and in that case WISE UP, listen to yourself and figure out chapter 3,279,200 of your life...CHECK YO SELF!

Itunes, be better at life.

K so am I the only idiot out there who thinks Itunes is a major pain in the rear at times (don't stone me, I just said at times)? If the cheese stands alone, then so it be, however it is doubtful...and here's why..

What ever happened to the good old fashioned drag and drop? Like am I missing something here? Why can't I effing drag and drop!

AND I don't get how to have a happy and healthy relationship with more than one person on itunes? How do you do this? Is there an answer? If so, please enlighten me. My heart goes out to anyone who could possibly get a divorce over this issue.

Other than that, I don't really have anything to complain about as I am totally pro apple, and the ipod was the answer to everyone's hopes and dreams...I'm just saying!

That is what I am wishing the hardest for in technology this year, DRAG AND DROP for itunes, please I beg of you technology Gods!

That is all.

thegreatestblogoflife, an intro.

Welcome to "THEGREATESTBLOGOFLIFE", where you will find some exceptionally fine ideas on some very interesting, and not so interesting topics!

I really don't know what else to write as an intro, as what more is there? I guess maybe I should tell you how thegreatestblogoflife got it's world famous name....

I was talking to a friend, and was ranting and raving about how I was going to have my very own blog, where I could talk about all the great crap that I think about. He then ask what my blog was about, and I said " I don't know, but it is going to be THE greatest blog of life"! There you have it. Hence the name;)

So please stay tuned for the best darn shit to grace your eyes in a very long time! Yessir!

Sar